Posted Tuesday, March 14, 2017 at 11:57pm

Homeless Guy Reportedly Steals, Wrecks Subaru STI after Being Housed for a Night

We can count on one thing: one of the 700 units of the STI Series.HyperBlue that have come to the US was totaled over the weekend in Ohio. And you can check out a video showing the aftermath of the impact below.
As for how the Dayton-driven Scooby ended up in such a horrible situation, Redditor Harmonicon provides a story that definitely needs to be taken with a grain of salt.